funny marriage advice

finding that special someone to share the rest of your life with is one of the best gifts we could ever ask for, but life is long and sometimes you just need to laugh at yourselves. you can probably dig up some funny wedding photos from that special day and maybe have seen a few marriage memes here or there, but these noteworthy people have truly captured the humorous essence of being married. if romance is more your speed, try …

funny christian marriage advice

you’d think i’d know better than to be out boozing in the early hours just before a big wedding, but i don’t like to see the groom drinking alone. i would like to comment that this is down to a fitness regime which includes me doing at least 50 push-ups a day for the last three months. let me just say that the groom has a splendid set of friends and to be chosen from such esteemed company was something …

funny relationship advice

the dating world is rough. you just have to listen to the right people. if you’re stuck in a dating rut, here are a few funny pieces of relationship advice that’ll actually help you out: yes, this sounds absolutely ridiculous. if you’re always upset over a certain boy, then he probably shouldn’t be in your life. if he was worth your time, he would do everything within his power to keep those tears off of your pretty cheeks. if every …

funny relationship advice for ladies

)if it is true that girls marry men like theirfathers, then it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings.don’t imagine you can change a man — unless he’s in diapers.a successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. you shut the door.never let your man’s mind wander — it’s too little to be out alone.remember:when she cancels a date, it is because…“she has to.”when he cancels a date, it is because.. …

funny marriage

and somehow the spouses of twitter continue to find humor in the minutiae of married life ― and sum it up perfectly in no more than 280 characters. please help my husband and i decide on dinner. my husband and i now have an app that tells us if the garage door is open or closed and this effectively gets rid of 90% of conversation during car rides. i had to fart in the pool but everyone would know it …