sarcastic relationship advice
through years of dating and finally marrying someone who could put up with my wit and wisecracks, i learned that there are some rules sarcastic women must follow if they want to have a successful relationship that lasts more than five minutes and doesn’t result in their date sobbing in a bathroom. oh, there’s a fine line, and it’s so easy for the sarcastic lady to cross it. they steer clear of a nagging, cut-throat, ruthless witch. duh. when you …