funny relationship advice for ladies

)if it is true that girls marry men like theirfathers, then it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings.don’t imagine you can change a man — unless he’s in diapers.a successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. you shut the door.never let your man’s mind wander — it’s too little to be out alone.remember:when she cancels a date, it is because…“she has to.”when he cancels a date, it is because.. …

funny relationship advice

the dating world is rough. you just have to listen to the right people. if you’re stuck in a dating rut, here are a few funny pieces of relationship advice that’ll actually help you out: yes, this sounds absolutely ridiculous. if you’re always upset over a certain boy, then he probably shouldn’t be in your life. if he was worth your time, he would do everything within his power to keep those tears off of your pretty cheeks. if every …

funny dating advice

the wise philosopher jermaine stewart once said, ‘we don’t have to take our clothes off to have a good time’. remember these funny dating tips to ensure you’re not just staring at your own webcam because you’re looking like a supermodel in that light/ hiding in the restaurant bathroom, wondering if you’d fit out the window/ unable to try and hold your date’s hand because your hands are sweating more than being in the final circle in warzone. the danger …

funny bad relationship advice

since i’ve already shared the story of getting a brazilian wax at eight months pregnant, i thought the best way to bond with my co-authors of i just want to be alone would be to grill them for relationship advice, the good and the bad, and today i’m sharing our collective wisdom with you. i just want to be alone is released tomorrow (!!) and the advance praise is great! if you still aren’t sure what this book is all …

relationship advice from old couples

“you need to be friends first and have trust in each other. these days, grandkids are a bonus in our lives!” “my husband craig and i will be married 50 years in september, and with the exception of our children and grandchildren, our anniversary is what i am most proud of! and then realizing that it is going to take a lot of work and that life isn’t perfect (and no marriage is, either.) we have had a wonderful, challenging, …